World War I 1916

With the German and Austrian regiments about to over-run them, a group of Russian soldiers showed their usual stoicism. When asked what they were going to do? With a laugh, they replied:

"But of course...We will retreat to the Urals and by the time the Germans and Austrians get there they will only be one soldier of each army left. As is tradition, the Austrian will surrender and we will shoot the German."