There was a boy sitting at his desk in school.
The boy, Carl, and his class were learning about the beginning of humankind.
The Teacher said:
"God created Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden which was a paradise of Heaven.
And that is where Mankind began. How do we know this is true class?"
And the class intoned, "Because it is written in the Bible."
Carl raised his hand and asked, "When we read the Bible are we reading a story?"
The teacher replied, "Yes, it is the story of Mankind told by God to his children who wrote it down."
"How do we know that the story is true?" asked Carl.
The teacher walked over to his desk, took out a yardstick and brought the thin, wood plank squarely across Carl's face with a loud "WHACK!" Knocking Carl and his chair over as the rest of the class sat in horror.
"That is how we know the story is true."
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